Simon the Slug speaks out.

Hi. I am a slug. I move slowly, and when its late at night I am probably going somewhere important. So its in your best interest to leave me alone. Sometimes I like resting on the tile floors in kitchens of Church Terrace. Thats in Stanwix, which is in Carlisle. I don't really like Carlisle. But thats beside the point. Legend has it i enjoy eating cabbages and lettuce, and other greenery in gardens and other places of outsideyness. Ihave eyes, which are attached to my body. I don't know why its actually called a body, because I don't have any limbs. But anyway, I have eyes, as I was saying, but I don't really have much control over them, they just move around. So if I look like I'm looking at you, I really wouldn't flatter yourself, because I'm really not looking at your misformed human face on purpose. Anyway, as I said, late at night I'm probably on my way somewhere very important, so I best be on my way. Bye.